Stubbornly Lutheran Shirts & Gear

All designs are available in multiple styles and sizes of clothing (long sleeves, sweatshirts, onesies, etc), multiple colors as well on stickers, mugs, pillows, notebooks, totes, etc. Click on image to purchase.

Chocolate and flowers are a weird way to remember martyrdom, but okay. I’m going to wear my new historically accurate (so far as we know) hoodie this Valentine’s Day!

St. Valentine, Martyr…beheaded.
In both women’s & men’s fit tees
Lutherans are catholic, orthodox, protestant and evangelical

Stay tuned for more seasonal gear – coming soon!

He delights in mercy
Hymn: Stricken, smitten and Afflicted
Hymn: Behold a Host Arrayed in White
In a world where you can be anything, be biblically literate
Vintage 1539 Confession
In a world where you can be anything, be Lutheran

It’s a beautiful day to be Lutheran
I am NOT enough, but Jesus is
I LOVE (it when) MY DADDY (properly distinguishes Law and Gospel)
The Dead Make No Decisions
sMARTYpants
Luther Seal Sunrise
Luther Seal – Vertical Stripes
The Dead Make No Decisions – Stripes
God’s Own child
Click here for Notebooks!
The Dead Make No Decisions
It’s a Beautiful Day to Properly Distinguish Law and Gospel
Baptism Saves Bro.
Introverted
But Willing to Discuss Baptismal Regeneration
I Love (it when) My Husband
(properly distinguishes law and Gospel)
Is Means Is
Is Means Is – Boho Design
I am Baptized into Christ
I am Baptized Into Christ
I am Baptized Into Christ
The Elements
Sorry I’m Late!
I Was Discussing Theology
Baptism Delivers (Muted Colors)
Read Mark Learn Inwardly Digest (Muted Colors)
Y’all Need Liturgy – Light Colors
The Bible Says Whatever You Want…
Unless You Read What’s Written
Y’all Need Liturgy – Dark Colors
In Case of Rapture,
I Will Have To Reexamine My Eschatology
I am Baptized into Christ
Alleluia, Lord to Whom Shall We Go?
Lex Orandi – Lex Credendi – Luther Seal
Y’all Need Liturgy – Luther Seal
Love God & Eat Boldly
(We’re pretty sure Luther said that)
Lex Orandi – Lex Credendi
Y’all Need Liturgy
Read. Mark. Learn. Inwardly Digest.
Reprint of John 1:1-7
from Gutenberg Bible
John 1:1-7 in Latin – Light Text
John 1:1-7 in Latin – Dark Text
Five Solas – Light Text
Five Solas – Dark Text
Human Rights Begin at Human
Distressed Luther Seal – Dark Shirts
Distressed Luther Seal – Light Shirts

Advent and Christmas

Tis the Season to Repent
Put the Χριστός Back in Xmas – Snow Capped
Put the Χριστός back in Xmas
It’s Not Christmas Yet –
Tis the Season to Repent
Ugly Advent Sweater Tee
Happy Liturgical New Year
Ugly Advent Sweater Tee
Savior of the Nations, Come
Ugly Advent Sweater Tee
Veni, Veni Emmanuel
Ugly Advent Sweater Tee
In Principio Erat Verbum
Et Verbum Erat Apud Deum
Ed Deus Erat Verbum
Ugly Advent Sweater Tee
Our Christmas Hymns are Better Than Yours
Ugly Advent Sweater Tee
Merry Chi-Rho-mas
Merry Chi-Rho-mas – Snowflakes